Universal Laws
Law of Mechanics
After your hands become covered with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw -- when dropped -- will roll to least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
Variation Law
If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
from Funny Jokes http://bit.ly/1DOFTl
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