Showing posts with label Old age. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old age. Show all posts

Friday, 19 August 2011

Emptying The Bath

Do you have one of those friends that tells you jokes all the time? I do and here is his latest offering.

We are both Sexagenarians (Oh I do like the sound of that ;-D  ) and he pretends that he isn’t and I need to slow down (Yeah Right!)

~During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine Whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a Teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket Because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.

“Do you Want a bed near the window?"

image various sites including Telegraph.co.uk