It’s the Law!

Universal Laws

Law of Mechanics

After your hands become covered with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw  -- when dropped -- will roll to least accessible corner.  

Law of Probability

The probability of  being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.  

Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong  number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.  

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you  were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will  have a flat tyre.  

Variation Law

If you change lines or  traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are  in now (works every time).

from Funny Jokes http://bit.ly/1DOFTl
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Have a Great day!

Why I use a Flip Chart

Now I remember why use a flip chart!

I am pleased to showcase the extremely funny work of Don McMillan:

 

 

Don McMillan

• Stanford University graduate - Masters in Electrical Engineering
• Worked for AT&T Bell Laboratories
• Moved to VLSI Technology in Silicon Valley to become a computer chip designer.
• So he knows his stuff
• Won the 16th Annual San Francisco International Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1991
• What did you have for lunch today?
• Went on to be $100,000 Grand Champion on Star Search
• numerous television appearances
• He’s very funny
• Star of TV commercials
• Movie star
•  Donna, did you remember to get coffee? 
•   Oh yeah .. READ THIS

Source http://technicallyfunny.com/about.htm and AyPee

Good People Bad People

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more

 

 

~ Woody Allen.  US movie actor, comedian, & director

Taken from http://www.quotationspage.com
Image http://www.collider.com

Ask More than once

The second video by Mark Gungor.

Mark has the ability to tell the truth in such a hilarious way!

Mark is a pastor, motivational speaker, author, musician, and the CEO of Laugh Your Way America. He and his wife, Debbie, have two grown children and three grandchildren.

He lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin, where he is the Senior Pastor of Celebration Church.

Visit his website at www.laughyourway.com