Tuesday 3 May 2011

It’s the Law!

Universal Laws

Law of Mechanics

After your hands become covered with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw  -- when dropped -- will roll to least accessible corner.  

Law of Probability

The probability of  being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.  

Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong  number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.  

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you  were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will  have a flat tyre.  

Variation Law

If you change lines or  traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are  in now (works every time).

from Funny Jokes http://bit.ly/1DOFTl
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knittedthoughts.com

 

Have a Great day!

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